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Monday, May 30, 2005

My Favorite Words That're Not in the Dictionary

cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway

polkadodge (n): the pseudo dance when two people attempt to pass each other, each moving in the same direction

stealth-geek (n): one that hides nerdy interests while maintaining a normal outward appearance

asphinxiation (n): when you are sick to death of unanswerable riddles

pregreening (v): the tendency to creep forward while waiting for a red light to change

nudenda (n): a nudist's unhidden agenda

vidiot (n): one inept at programming a VCR

wurfing (v): the act of surfing the Internet at work and rationalizing that it is for work purposes

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