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Monday, July 18, 2005

40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

This here is a valuable guide to movie watching. If at anytime you are confused about why a movie doesn't make sense, just check out this list and you'll probably be able to find the answer here. Suddenly all the things you thought were impossible will be explained to you.

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

24. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

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