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Monday, September 19, 2005

The GameMan

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Take a look at the massive version of the Gameboy: The GameMan. It's huge, and it works. I love how the cartridges are big enough to beat someone over the head with. I'm surprised this hasn't be shown around sooner.
In today's modern world of "bigger is better" mentalities, the Game Boy is unable to satisfy the desires of the entire populus. Gamers are already accustomed to their oversized Ford Excursions and Biggie Fries. They need something just as huge to satisfy their need to have the biggest and baddest portable gaming experience possible.

Enter the Game Man.

It's Big.

It's Bad.

It's Heavy.

It's over 3 feet tall and it's totally in your face.

Get ready for the most heart-pounding portable video game experience of your life. Get ready for the Game Man. Are you man enough for it?