I'm a Metroidsexual
People sometimes ask me if I'm a Metrosexual, to which I tend to reply that I am definitely not. I tell them, that I am a Metroidsexual, which tends to clarify the issue for myself and confuse the hell out of everyone else.
I figure it's a fairly cleaver term, and one that should definitely be in shirt form since I love shirts that have some sort of personal reflection. But surprisingly, the term Metroidsexual, let alone a T-Shirt, does not exist. So I am officially making Metroidsexual a real term, and I'm going to bug a bunch of T-Shirt websites such as Thinkgeek and whathaveyou, to make a Metroidsexual shirt for me to wear.
Yes, I realize I'm a dork, let me have my fun.