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Friday, December 16, 2005

Facts you Didn't Know About Chuck Norris

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This is a completely retarded list of facts about Chuck Norris, but then again Chuck Norris himself is retarded. Just don't tell him I said that because he would hunt me down and kill me for breakfast using only the heel of his foot.

Here's a sampling of what you'll find
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

  • Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Update: Chuck Norris appeared on The Tony Danza Show to talk about some of the "Norris Facts". Check out the video by following the link.