Fuggy Fuggy will show you the secret arts that are inherent to becoming a Ninja. There are many important factors, such as Rest, Prudence, Movement and Meditation. Make no mistake, Fuggy Fuggy is hardcore. You will be one with the ways of the Ninjai once your alarm clock pounds you in the head with a Nunchuck.
Just remember, there are three basic facts for being a Ninja:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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