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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Bloodrayne Sex Scene


[Media: Video]

This link will probably destroy the only good reason you had to go see the new Bloodrayne movie, to see Kristanna Loken naked.
I know there are some of you out there who are contemplating throwing down the $10 necessary to watch Bloodrayne just for the gratuitous nudity and sex scenes. Well being the last shred of sanity in that crazy world of yours, I've taken the liberty of posting Kristanna Loken's topless sex scene from the movie. It probably won't be enough to satiate your perverted appetites, but it should at least be enough to stop you from supporting Uwe Boll in any possible way. The guy directed House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark for crap's sake. If sending an ebola infested monkey to bite him in the testicles is the only way to stop him from making anymore movies, then damnit somebody find me a monkey and a syringe filled with ebola.

Well said, well said. Please save yourself $10 and see some nudity. Please don't go Uwe Boll's movie even if you love cheesy and crappy movies. And make sure you check this out now because I guarantee that this link won't be up for very long. Uwe Boll needs a kick in the crotch, and this is about as close as we can get to doing that.

Warning: Not Safe For Work

Link (via Kotaku)